Mary Test Goes To Chuck E Cheese

Mary: Dad and mom. I am bored.

Hugh: What is it Mary.

Mary: Can i go to Chuck E Cheese?

Lila: No Mary.

Mary: But mom.

Lila: Mary i said no.

Mary: I wanna go to Chuck E Cheese!!

Hugh: No Mary. Chuck E Cheese was for preschoolers, kindergartners, and toddlers.

Lila: Go to your room.

Mary: BUT I WANNA GO TO CHUCK E CHEESE!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!

Hugh: Knock it off Mary.

Mary: Shut up dad and mom. I will go to Chuck E Cheese.

[At Chuck E Cheese.]

Mary: All right. I am at Chuck E Cheese.

[At the restaurant.]

Manager: Here's your pizza Mary.

Mary: Thank you manager. (chomps on her pizza, and then burps.) That was good.

{At the concert.]

Chuck E: Hi there. I am Chuck E. And we are gonna sing a song. I am Chuck E. And i am awesome because i am Chuck E.

[At home.]

Hugh: Mary what was wrong with you? I could not believe you went to Chuck E Cheese.

Lila: That does it Mary. You are gonna go to jail.

Rocky: Mary you are gonna go to jail!

Mary: I don't wanna go to jail.

Rocky: Too bad Mary.

{In jail.]

Mary: I WANNA GO HOME!!